Seed Teed
the act of c-mming on your s-xual partners tee shirt. this usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.
guy 1: dude! i was f-cking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. she was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that sh-t to the side and went to town! she wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her -ss against her bmw. i didn’t have a condom, and she isn’t on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, i pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her hollister shirt. those sh-ts cost like 40 bucks.
guy 2: wow, you totally seed teed that hoe.
guy 1:yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. i bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her f-cking kitchen.
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