Seedy Muffin


the seediest of seeds. a guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.
-charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on- girls: “charley is such a seedy m-ffin.”

girlfriend: “you are crazy.”
boyfriend: “yeah i’m crazy…crazy for you!”
girlfriend: “please stop being a seedy m-ffin.”

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