SeekingMillionaire
if i was rich and worthy i wouldn’t use a dating site. if i was beautiful and charming i wouldn’t use a dating site. i can only -ssume there’s a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich tw-ts and foxy b-tches out there, and that the rich tw-ts are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.
i found my husband on seekingmillionaire, and i divorced him six months later. mission accomplished.
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