seem


a word for s-xual bodily fluids, used when using the word ‘s-m-n’ would be inappropriate, or if you’re just lazy.

“i would, but i hate how much seem there is afterwards. it’s disgusting.”

“i would have s-x, but there’s
“i would, but i hate how much seem there is afterwards.”

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