Seepage
noun: the slow pressing of human feces between one’s fingers while performing the act of fisting one’s -n-s
after a long night of heavy drinking (or not) as you fist a girl in the -n-s, your hand cramps open to the point where a smooth extraction is impossible forcing the girl to attempt to push your hand out as if she were p–ping. during this painful attempt to free your hand, you begin to feel a sensation between your fingers similar to that of hot smooshed-up bananas, being, of course the seepage of her feces.
“last night i was up in this girl’s sh-t, literally man. i got it stuck up in some mad seepage.”
“dammit seepage!”
a term used by auto mechanics to describe oil leaks that aren’t that bad, but will be soon.
“hey xavier, is that oil pan bad?”
“naw man, it’s just got some seepage”
j-sm leaking out of a birds sn-tch after sh-gging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her jeans too. maybe even the chair she’s sitting on.
clean yourself up b-tch! if you’re going to sh-g in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!
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