seeping dragon
an annual event on the chinese new year. it is when a girl spreads her -sshole apart and volatile fluids (s-m-n, blood, -n-l leakage, mudb-tt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. after 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the chinese woman in an occulting manor. for professional seeping dragoners, they can -j-c-l-t- on the chinese woman’s pet-te knockers while spraying her face.
woman: “go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place.”
man: “aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your -sshole.”
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