Seesaw Asshat
at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman’s establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.
did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw -sshat from the strippers!
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