Segelke


a person conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
the man pitches like a segelke.
being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
he pitches like a segelke.
one who can’t control their bowel movements when drunk
man, tim really pulled a segelke!
one who is a girl and cant throw over hand
he has to throw under hand like a segelke

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