Seginified
when drunk texting goes beyond anything that is coherent, makes sense or is even legibile or understandable. a text that is received after the bars are closed when your friend realizes that they were left there and now need a ride home (because they lost their keys)
i got 14 seginified texts after the bar was closed, nothing made any sense and i couldn’t understand what the drunk was trying to say.
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