segs


to have s-xual intercourse. another word for s-x to disguise it in front of authority.
douchey: that chick has some tig ol’ bitties. on a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
friend: i’d say highly unlikely.
sh-t eatin’ grin. a smile on the lips paired with an oblivious look in the eye. an seg can be alcohol-induced, pure ignorance, or just not giving a cr-p what anyone else thinks.
he wasn’t wearing anything but that s.e.g.!
acronym for sh-t eating grin
person 1:look at that douche, he’s sportin’ a mad s.e.g.
person 2: yeah that guy looks r-t-rded.
short for segragation. in jail known as box, the hole. time spent in segragation, separated from everyone else, as form of punishment
“d-mn i just did 10 months seg.”
acronym for “sing” “eat” & “go” in that order.

mainly done at birthday parties, the act of one going to a party for a short moment and only singing happy birthday and eating, then soon leaving casually.
person 1 : ugh i got to go to this party tomorrow
person 2 : i thought we were gonna hangout
person 1 : ill be back soon i’m just gonna s.e.g.
from the acronym s.e.g. (sh-t eating grin). used as an all-encomp-ssing name for jocks, frat boys, bros, douche bags, ect., and refers to the cheesy smile the aforementioned often display, usually before date-rape, or climbing into a raised truck. coined in southern california in 2006.
john: check out those d–shes in the trucker hats.

sam: yeah, those guys are total f-cking segs.
to change course or part company at very short notice.
dudes i gotta seg.

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