segz
when s-xual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. for example, s-x in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to jerry vale.
“dammit girl i thought we’d get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz.”
sometimes referred to as “segary” known in the sydney region as the “weight losing machine” although inspired by everyone that he knows. hmmmmmmmmmm lates.
“g-d d-mn girl! you just pulled off a segz! you look amazing!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
segments of tape worm found in feces.
dude, i think i dropped another seg.
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