Seiders
a last name or a nick name of an individual who does not know when to quit. a social climber who is not having any success, who also has a tendency to label everything.
he is…that guy…also know as the most uninteresting man in the world, or the spokes person for uno equis.
situation: looking for an office item in an area of major familiarity
seiders: can i help you with that? i mean i’ve been here for 3 months and you’ve been here for three years but i know things around here a bit better
me: no, i’m good, i got it.
seiders: are you sure? are you looking for a stapler or folder? do you need help with the printer/copier at all?
me: dude, seriously…i’m good…
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