seinfeld
best show on tv, until jerry decided to end it in 1998.
-they sealed him up with the mint inside!
-they left the junior mint in him?
-yes!
-well, i guess it can’t hurt him…people eat pounds of those things.
-yes, they eat them. they don’t put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!!
the best show ever made!
main characters:
george
jerry
elain
kramer, cosmo
they’re always getting into trouble with other people who aren’t really like them. they have there own world that really depends on superman and cerial. incase some people watching the show didn’t notice, in every episode there is something about superman, whether it’s said or seen.
no show out there has yet to match it.
george:what about a show about nothing?
jerry:are you out of your mind? okay, what would happen in show?
george:what did you do today?
jerry:well i got up, i took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
george:there’s a show, that’s a show!
jerry:so you want me to go into nbc and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
george:exactly!
jerry:i think you may have something here.
best show ever.
george: so, what have you been doing with yourself?
jerry: i’m a comedian.
george: well, i really wouldn’t know about that. i don’t watch much tv. i like to read. what do you do, a lot of that ‘did you ever notice’ kind of stuff? it strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
jerry: yeah yeah… boy, you really went bald there, didn’t you? you used to really have a thick full head of hair.
george: well, i guess i started losing it when i was about 28, right around the time i made my first million.
the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.
vandalay industries! vandalay industries!
no soup for you!
dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.
the greatest sitcom ever invented. ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was f-cking hilarous. besides, it had kramer.
kramer: jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
jerry: but i don’t wanna be a pirate!!
the best show ever aired on tv. main characters are: jerry, george, elain, and kramer.
george: jerry, did you wash this pear?
jerry: yeah, i washed it.
george: it looks like it hasn’t been washed.
jerry: so wash it!
george to sharen: you hear the way he talks to me?
sharen: you should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
george and jerry: ……….
the best show ever created for television.
i saw the funniest man alive jerry seinfeld yesterday.
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