Seis de Mayo
the day after cinco de mayo; usually characterized by deadly farts, a killer hangover, and dormir mucho.
i love cinco de mayo- taco bell, corona and lime, sombreros, and jammin’ to mariachi songs!
i hate seis de mayo- farts that smell like chalupas and a hangover the size of mexico. it sucks big cojones.
hipsters’ version of cinco de mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too “mainstream.”
elliot: happy cinco de mayo!
james: come on, you’re killin’ my buzz, wait ’till tomarrow.
elliot: what’s tomarrow?
james: seis de mayo, cause cinco de mayo’s too mainstream.
elliot: oh..cool?…
james: no.. chill.
the 6th of may – a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of cinco de mayo
tom: “hey dave, why didn’t you show up for work yesterday?”
dave: “it was may 6th, remember?”
tom: “duuude, you were so wasted on cinco de mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! that must’ve been a killer hangover!”
dave: “that’s what why we have seis de mayo and aspirin.”
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