Seizure Salad


when one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.
person 1: oh no! i’m having a seizure!
person 2: be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!
2 more definitions
the effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.
brad and i got so seizure salad last night and watched intervention.
the negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is extacy and speed.
did you see guy last night, he was off his face… he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor

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