Seizuregasm
an -rg-sm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by p-ssing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.-rg-sm
me: wow! that was incredible. i haven’t c-m like that in quite a while.
her: yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. i was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and p-ssed the f-ck out for 6 whole minutes! what’s your name again?
what happens when something is amazingly wonderful that it makes you -rg-sm, but is so out there and random that it gives you a violent seizure.
dude, that just gave me a seizuregasm.
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