selactose intolerance
a person who isn’t lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products….. except ice cream
selective lactose intolerance
patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. it has cheese on it and i can’t have cheese
psa: i apologize. are you lactose intolerant?
patient: yeah
psa: again i apologize for this. i will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (picks up cheese omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn’t getting anymore ice cream now)
patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
psa to another psa
psa 1: so apparently he isn’t lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
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