selective asshole
somebody who is an -sshole but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. selective -ssholes are always nice unless your an -sshole or just plain ‘ol have it coming for you. selective -ssholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the selective -sshole is being nice or not.
“man the guy is an -sshole”
“nah fam, he’s a selective -sshole that dude deserved it.”
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