the act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (defined by michael w. banks)
“what do you have, selective comprehension?!”
- senior summer
the summer before your senior year in highschool. the last summer you and your cl-ssmates have together. senior summer is said to be the best summer of your life. “you ready for senior summer?” “only since the first day of freshman year.”
- shit your brains out
to sh-t so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you’re not sure if something you needed blasted out. during patrick’s trip to mexico, he drank the water and sh-t your brains out.
the act of choking whilst giving a bl-w j-b. imani p-ssed out, it was later discovered it was causedby shoking
a shrexo is what happens when shrek wears and exo suit from advanced warfare. watch out for shrexo!
- Sicilian Nosebleed
when you are blowing a sicilian guy and he -j-c-l-t-s so hard it streams out of both your nostrils. “do you have hayfever?”, “no, davide gave me a sicilian nosebleed last night.”