Selective Moral Jerk
someone who wouldn’t steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn’t fit his idea of a moral person. meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don’t matter. someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
jo jo – “man joe is a d-ck. he accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from dave who is a chronic liar. meanwhile joe is eyeballing freddie’s wife when he’s not around.”
terry – ” yeah. joe is a selective moral jerk. i hope freddie punches him in the mouth.”
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