selectively horny


selectively h-rny simply means you are desiring s-x, or the need to m-st-rb-t- whenever you d-mn well feel like it. maybe you’re waiting for the perfect girl to have s-x with, or maybe your p-n-s decided to not develop a hard-on when you really needed it to.
issac is selectively h-rny. sometimes his p-n-s dictates his every move and sometimes he just doesn’t have what it takes to fulfill his s-xual conquest of steel.

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