self basting sea monkey


a twink who -j-c-l-t-s into a turkey baster, and proceeds to shove it in his r-ct-m and squeeze the bulb, thus basting his sphincter.
bruce: wow that boy is cute!!

gary: yeah he is but i heard he’s a self basting sea monkey.

bruce: even better i can start with a shrimping c-cktail.

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