self-bet


what you do when you have just one friend who doesn’t bet for fun
-self-testing that friend will pick up at 50th call-
-leaves a friend 17 missed calls-
-friend picks up at 18th call-
me : aw man! i lost a self-bet now i gotta give myself 10 $!

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