self care
when millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of scr-w-ng over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking la croix water. can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.
“why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?”
“oh, i was practicing self care.”
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