Self fisting
to insert one’s entire hand, (usually clenched), into one’s rectal p-ssage. repet-tive motion is then applied followed by a dose of carex.
i was bored at work, sat on my hand and by accidet it slipped up my backside. therefore i was self fisting, accidently mind you!!!
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