Self-Fulfilling Twat
a tw-t who claims he’s only behaving like a tw-t in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a tw-t behind his back.
similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
their phrase of choice should you ask them why they’re behaving like a tw-t is of course: ‘are you calling me a tw-t then!?’ and then centre all their tw-tness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they’re a tw-t, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
i can’t be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling tw-t.
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