self houdini
a guy lays on a slight decline and m-st-rb-t-s. just when he’s about to c-m he closes his eyes and spits straight up i the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
“what’s on your face? ”
“i’m not sure.”
“how are you not sure? did you self houdini?”
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