Self-Potato
to pleasure yourself or others using potatos.
this word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be “self-potatos” when the correct answer was in fact “self portrait”.
this word was also used on a youtube episode of raywilliamjohnson to make fun of the contestant
my girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.
i’m gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.
1. spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. a terrible wheel-of-fortune guess.
woa! that’s the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! what a parns.
a colony of random potatos that are conceited.
he always looks at himself in the mirror. he’s so fat that he could be a self-potato.
when pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.
my girlfriend is so flexible, i walk in on her giving a self-potato, and i didn’t mind.
a slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own br–sts when she is lonely or just for fun. this term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of br–sts when they are copped, groped or squished.
(can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)
one b–b feels bigger than the other when i self-potato…
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