self proclaimed fat bitch


a skinny b-tch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to p-ss off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat b-tches.
skinny b-tch: omg look at my arms it is doing the waving flag (while rapidly moving arms)

fat b-tch or normal person: omg stop!!! you are such a self proclaimed fat b-tch.

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