self proclaimed whore


a girl named ceci who claims she is a million pounds overweight but is a skinny b-tch
one who walks around telling people she is wh-r-..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word “jesus” or “god” is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her -ss saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid b-tt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling “my -ss is so big” and enjoys the thought of it “jiggling”
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..

one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered “toned down”.
one who b-tches about everything.
one who calls herself “cecilia cecilia”
hates when people pr-nounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving cl-ss in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion cl-ss would describe herself in one word as “sl-tty”
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
did you see that self proclaimed wh-r- ceci the other day? d-mn her b-tt was jiggling.

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