Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock
a self caused c-ckblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the -ss. sptc for short.
guy 1: “ha! that creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!”
guy 2: “he’s got major self propelled torpedo c-ckblock now; he’s never getting laid.”
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