semen fever


s-m-n fever is when a man is so pent up and h-rny that even the ugliest candidate for s-x will do.
s-m-n fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of c-ck blocking around the house. cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

guy 2: no man sorry but my s-m-n fevers real bad

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