self reliance
self reliance is an art
its when you can survive on your own without help
it makes you feel good about yourself
“hey man how you been”
“great just spent a week in the forest with only a knife, i killed a deer ate its meet raw and used its hide and carc-ss as shelter and clothes. then i had to fend of a bear with my barehands”
“dude thats awesome, you need some major self reliance for that, it also explains the missing arm.”
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