the act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted r-t-rdation.
“josh wasn’t born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-r-t-rdation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally.”
when a lot of s-m-n is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in s-m-n. -“hey m-st-rb-t- into this cup for me” –“wtf? why?” -“for america.” –“what?” -“i’m in the middle of s-m-n-boarding this terrorist, and i ran out of s-m-n”
when you c-m in chicks -ss i was f-cking this b-tch in the -ss and i gave her a s-m-nima!!
intellectually handicapped “he’s a pendy boy” “while i was at the bowling alley, there was a pendy making a lot of noise” a real big loser. however you can’t help but like them, because they are sweet and intelligent and make a great companion. you’re dog is such a pendy
- Semen Roulette
rules of s-m-n roulette: the object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant. the players will start by -j-c-l-t-ng into a large or medium sized bowl. one person will then mix all the s-m-n into one pile. one person will procede to put all the mixed s-m-n into a […]
a condition found among karate fighters in the book “my new fighting technique is unstoppable” in which you send beat down karate foes to the ambulance with great regularity. don’t f-ck with me. i have a bad case of sendamotherf-ckertotheambulanceitis!.