self serve
a word to define masturbation.
“dude, i self serve like three times a day!”
when you commit something that embarr-sses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.
“ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve.”
the process of using a self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret
guy1: dude i need to shave my -ss
guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
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