Self-Service Stroke
when the dog tries to find his own s-xual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
jimothy: look at jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.
oswald: he looks like he’s only going for half.
jimothy: yes, he has not collected all of his items.
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