Self-Tanner
someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about anything else. this person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.
teacher: hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t i look good today?
mrs. puma: d-mn b–tch you could have informed sooner! ya f-ckin self-tanner!!!!!
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