selfie python


a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. you are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
oh no, here comes danielle, i’m running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows i was here.

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