Selfie-sapien
someone who is so obsessed with selfies that it becomes their only purpose for existence
every time a selfiesapien has a second of p-ss time, they take out their phones and they take pictures of their oh-so interesting lives.
a adolescent who is in love with their reflection and needs to share a selfie because people might have forgotten their appearance. a modern day narcissus .
” what are the social media sites that selfie-sapiens visit? “
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