Selleck


a common euphemism for the “c-word”. used in polite company when the use of c-nt is inappropriate.
“oh no! i’m sorry father o’leary, it looks like we’ve run out of sausage rolls!”

“nevermind my son, i think that fat old selleck ate them all.”
adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor tom selleck’s mustache
“i love that guy, he’s so selleck.”

“his mustache is sick. he is rocking a killer selleck!”
to have s-x with a child that does not yet have pubic hair
jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.

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