sellibate


a variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
what’s wrong with jim? why are his numbers so low?.. we think it’s because he may be sellibate.

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