Selling tickets


1) to tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) a shorter form of phrase to sell “woof” tickets, just with “woof” removen from phrase. this shorter form of the phrase is native to the northern california’s bay area.

jack: yeah dude, i was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

joe: come on bro, i saw you at jack in the box with your boys…..you’re selling tickets son..

jack: aight bro i admit it, i was giving them out for free there, hahahah

joe: hahahahaha

description of situation: joe called jack out for lying and jack admitted to lying
a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have s-x with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ”running a train”.
as an on-looker; ”d-mn that hoe lookin’ fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin s-xy..i bet she’ sellin’ tickets”

as the female; “boy you know i need the d-ck by the plenty, im selling tickets”

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