sellotrap
the game of sellotrap ™ is where stationery and boredom collide.
when a co-worker leaves their desk unattended, it is your job to set up a sticky spider’s web of sellotape to ensnare your colleague upon their return. ideally the web should be almost invisible to the naked eye, although a common way to make the sellotrap work is via distraction. the veteran sellotrap player may use tactics such as alluring screensavers or desktop backgrounds to divert the trapee’s attention. warning – it is best to keep sellotraps above knee level (especially tripwire sellotraps) in order to avoid injury, death or unwanted lawsuits due to trippage.
mr butler: i say, there appears to be something stuck to the top of my balding pate!
mr mcdowall: what splendid fun, my sellotrap hijinks have worked a treat!
ms hobbs: you chaps had better get back to work lest your backsides meet my beating stick at speed.
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