Selom
possibly the most awesome person to come into exsistence. many people are not called selom because they are simply not worthy. it’s a unique name of which g-d chooses who they allow to pr-nounce it properly, simply because commonfolk such as “david” and “john” simply are not important enough for such a powerful name.
our selom, who art in heaven. halloed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thou will be done as it is in heaven. give us this day our daily bread, and forgive all tresp-ssers, as we forgive those who tresp-ss against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. amen
an individual of nigerian heritage, is often referred to as a selom, often big headed, dark with a tenacious slap from their dropped facial places. obsessed with being a ninjha even though they are often, students with only their ps3 for company, sometimes they even cut a hole into their ps3 for company. 🙂
oi what part of african are you from
duh his names selom, obviously nigerian.
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