semen addict


.see chadkroeger.

someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into jesus or a wet lion to trick men into -j-c-l-t-ng on his face or into his -n-l cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as nickelback.
chad kroeger “excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your s-m-n on my nipples?”
keith richards “god d-mn kroeger you f-cking gay canadian you really are a s-m-n addict aren’t you??”

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