semen biscuit
dried leftover clump of s-m-n left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
i woke up with a large s-m-n biscuit left on my stomach, but i didn’t bother to wash it off before i went to school.
dried up clump of s-m-n left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.
i found a large s-m-n biscuit on my stomach this morning, but i didn’t bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.
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