shaved monkey
a derogatory term implying that the target is not quite human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.
jodl probably doesn’t count, even if hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. speaker: {target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. we call him the shaved monkey.
man: mankind: human beings: after all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.
slange for a shaved v-g-n-,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved p-ssy.
i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!
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