semen preservation


s-m-n preservation is the theory that by not -j-c-l-t-ng you are preserving your “essence” of which makes you a man. it makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the “cavemen mentality” think that the point of s-x and life is to bust a nut. in reality, you hold your s-m-n in and the s-x will keep on flowing. the thinking is that s-m-n separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. the claim is that women can sense this.
frat bro: “s-m-n preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying ‘i don’t want to be a man!’ i had s-x 14 times in one day and didn’t bust a nut once!”

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