semen preserve
when you -j-c-l-t- inside a girl, and a week later you hit her p-ssy, and feel last weeks s-m-n
james:”i broke up with jess”
christian:”why bro, she was so hot?”
james” yea but she doesn’t wash her cooch, its like a s-m-n preserve down there “
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