Semen Shorts


the post-s-x shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has c-m inside her.
opal: why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
jillian: these underwear are so soggy. they are making me uncomfortable.
opal: gross. why are your underwear wet, opal? are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
jillian: no, i let boss barry f-ck me without a rubber and he didn’t pull out! now i am left wearing these d-mn s-m-n shorts for the rest of my shift.
opal: (silence) you probably shouldn’t be f-cking the boss at work, y’know?

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